Congrats to my brother and his new wife. There was a lovely wedding with awesome Batman decorations, and they both looked very happy. They’re such a good couple and have been together for years, so I see them being together and happy for a looong time, even with the little one they’ll soon have. Congrats, Jay and Marissa!
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz: norulesnobras: Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom. It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a...
ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
I'm gonna set a goal.
cryaotic: absoluteweezy24: If i reach 5000 followers i will get the sup guy tattooed on the underside of my balls. Better start rebloging. You heard the man.
whatalai: plot twist: leonardo dicaprio wins the golden headphones instead of dan and phil
I just hit my two year Tumblr anniversary like a week ago and I didn’t even notice.
99 MORE Life Hacks to make your life easier!
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feefeeri: so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats for both us and the watermelon i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without...
rockstarsushiman: Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: so i found an online magic 8 ball and i didn’t ask for this attitude wait i forgot to ask my original question here it goes you piece of shit
momunofu: kids these days know what records are we know what floppy disks are we know what VHSs are why would the population just collectively forget an important piece of technology just because no one uses them anymore people nowadays still know what a telegraph is and those haven’t been in popular use since the 19th century
lupinism: So the video rental store that I work at has an ‘adult room,’ a porn room. Sometimes I go in there and wonder about who comes up with the titles for those porn DVDs. I had to put one back today called My Stepdaughter Tossed My Salad, vol. 3.